Stonehenge Songtext
von Ylvis

My life is so successful
I′ve got everything a man could ever need
Got a 1000 dollar haircut
And I even have a talkshow on TV
And I know I should be happy but instead
There's a question I can′t get out of my head

What's the meaning of Stonehenge?
It's killing me that no one knows
Why it was built 5000 years ago
Why did they build the Stonehenge?
How could they raise the stones so high
Completely without the technology we have today?

When I make my jalapeños
Calamari and prosciutto I′m the king
My wife applauds me in the kitchen
When I tell her all I bought is from the local store
And when the kids have gone to bed, we′re all alone
She gives me a smile
Then she plays with my balls


But all I think of is Stonehenge
I think about it when I dream
The biggest henge that I have ever seen
What's the purpose of Stonehenge?
A giant granite birthday cake
Or a prison far too easy to escape?

Stonehenge, Stonehenge
Lots of stones in a row

They were 25 tons each stone, my friend
But amazingly they got them all down in the sand
And they moved it (Stonehenge)
And they dragged it (Stonehenge)
And they rolled it 46 miles from Wales


What′s the deal with Stonehenge?
Oh, what's the deal, what′s the deal, what's the deal
You should have left a tiny hint
When you made this fucking labyrinth of stone (Who the)
Who the fuck builds a Stonehenge?
Two stone age-guys wondering what to do
Who just said, "Dude, let′s build a henge or two"
I would give anything to know about the Stonehenge
Yeah, I would give all I have to give
Would you give them your car?
Are you kidding me, of course I would have given the car
What car do you drive?
Drive a Civic, drive a Civic, drive a Civic
A car you can trust
Never mind the car, let's talk about the henge
What henge is that again?
It's the Stonehenge, it′s the Stonehenge
God, it is the greatest henge of all
What′s the meaning of Stonehenge?