Truffles Songtext
von Wheatus

You, you think yer such a bad ass;
You think yer such a rough neck;
Well I saw you outside eating
Truffles with yer mom on the patio;
I think it's really sad though;
And tell yer girl ta quit buggin' me;
'Cause I saw her outside suckin' dick in the
Bathroom of the bus of the Iron maiden cover band.
CHORUS:
When tour pencil neck breaks,
When your bird chest caves in... I'm gonna win.
When your pencil neck breaks,
When your bird chest caves in... I'm gonna win.


Me I'm just another gringo,
A bitter jalapeno;
But I gets more mantequilla in a week
Than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime;
You're steppin' on a land mine;
You're gonna shoot yer eye out;
I'm thinkin' what in the sam ham hill is goin'
On wit yer moms in the clogs and skirt,
Wouldn't fuck'er for my country with a
Flag on her face and a stolen dick.
CHORUS:
You, you think yer still a bad ass,
You think yer still a roughneck;
Well let's take this outside!