Everybody Get Dangerous Songtext
von Weezer

When I was younger
I used to go and tip cows for fun, yeah
Actually I didn′t do that
'Cause I didn′t want the cow to be sad

But some of my friends did
They were all just a little bit wicked
They'd blow up mail boxes
With a baseball bat, go for direct hits

I know how to win you can forget it
They throw rotten eggs into traffic
Toilet paper the fences
Throw the tables, chairs, and the benches

After practice
Sometimes we would break into mad fits
Causing damage
Burning amplifiers and mic stands


Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous

I've got a confession
That I will make if you will listen
Late in the nighttimes
We′d drive around with hairspray and sharp knives

Looking for road kills
Lighting things on fire for cheap thrills
Stab the corpses
And lick the knives like we′re evil forces

Hockey games on frozen ponds
No safety pads were ever put on
Driving home on country roads
Sixty-five in a twenty five zone

In my parents Tercel
How did we survive so well?
Throw the keys and the wheel locked up
I almost killed every one of us


Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous

There must be a guardian angel
Or some kind of destiny we have
'Cause we should have died a long time ago
The way that we were living in our paths

What will we say when our kids come to us
And ask with a smile on their face
Hey Dad, my friend′s got some new ninja swords!
Is it cool if we slash up his place?

Hey
Hey
Hey (is it cool if we slash up his place?)
And get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous