Cats Are Cnts (featuring Conan O'Brien) Songtext
von Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

You know.

Dogs aren′t clever
they eat their own dung
they
whine like babies
and sweat through their tongue
The big ones are stupid
the small are high strung
but cats are cunts

You know.

Dogs are filthy
they get ticks and fleas
they
drag their asses
and give Lyme disease
you have to train them,
pick up their crap
on your knees
but cats are cunts


1, 2, 3.

cats are cunts
cunts are cats
cats are cunts
cunts are cats
it's easy to learn
so let′s all say that

cats are cunts
cunts are cats
cats are cunts
cunts are cats
so spread the word
through your own habitat

You know.


Dogs get rabies
they drool and they fart
they drink from toilets,
they're not very smart
they get worms
but their better than their counterpart
cause cats are cunts

why do you think they call it pussy?