Introduction Songtext
von Tom Lehrer
Introduction Songtext
[Spoken live introduction:]
[I should like to introduce now the featured artist of this evening′s... ordeal.I'm sure that you will all agree without any hesitation that Tom Lehrer is the most brilliant creative genius that America has produced in almost 200 years, so perhaps a few words of biographical background might not be amiss. Endowed by nature with perhaps the most glorious baritone voice to be heardon an American stage since the memorable concert debut in 1835 of Millard Fillmore; endowed also with twelve incredibly agile fingers; Mr. Lehrer has had a long and varied career in the field of entertainment starting with nine years at Harvard University..., where it was that he first decided to devote his life to what has since become a rather successful scientific project – namely, the attempt to prolong adolescence beyond all previous limits.Even before he came to Harvard, however, he was well known in academic circles for his masterly translation into Latin of "The Wizard of Oz", which remains even today the standard Latin version of that work. A few years ago he was inducted..., forcibly..., into the United States Army and spent most of his indenture in Washington as sort of Army liaison to the Office of Navel Contemplation. About his service record he is justifiablymodest, but it is known that in a short time he rose to the rank of brigadiergeneral. However, before he could acquire a tenure, he was discharged, andowing to nepotism and intrigue, he emerged with only the rank of specialist3rd class, which was roughly equivalent to the rank of corporal withoutportfolio.But to return to his career in show business: For several years he toured vaudeville theaters with an act consisting of impressions of people in thelast throes of various diseases. I′m sure that many of you here tonight stillrecall with pleasure his memorable diphtheria imitation. He is generallyacknowledged to be the dean of living American composers, and is currentlyworking on a musical comedy based on the life of Adolf Hitler.Without further ado – Tom Lehrer:– – – – You'd be amazed at the money we save that way . . .]
[I should like to introduce now the featured artist of this evening′s... ordeal.I'm sure that you will all agree without any hesitation that Tom Lehrer is the most brilliant creative genius that America has produced in almost 200 years, so perhaps a few words of biographical background might not be amiss. Endowed by nature with perhaps the most glorious baritone voice to be heardon an American stage since the memorable concert debut in 1835 of Millard Fillmore; endowed also with twelve incredibly agile fingers; Mr. Lehrer has had a long and varied career in the field of entertainment starting with nine years at Harvard University..., where it was that he first decided to devote his life to what has since become a rather successful scientific project – namely, the attempt to prolong adolescence beyond all previous limits.Even before he came to Harvard, however, he was well known in academic circles for his masterly translation into Latin of "The Wizard of Oz", which remains even today the standard Latin version of that work. A few years ago he was inducted..., forcibly..., into the United States Army and spent most of his indenture in Washington as sort of Army liaison to the Office of Navel Contemplation. About his service record he is justifiablymodest, but it is known that in a short time he rose to the rank of brigadiergeneral. However, before he could acquire a tenure, he was discharged, andowing to nepotism and intrigue, he emerged with only the rank of specialist3rd class, which was roughly equivalent to the rank of corporal withoutportfolio.But to return to his career in show business: For several years he toured vaudeville theaters with an act consisting of impressions of people in thelast throes of various diseases. I′m sure that many of you here tonight stillrecall with pleasure his memorable diphtheria imitation. He is generallyacknowledged to be the dean of living American composers, and is currentlyworking on a musical comedy based on the life of Adolf Hitler.Without further ado – Tom Lehrer:– – – – You'd be amazed at the money we save that way . . .]
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