I Won't Leave My Wooden Wife for You, Sugar Songtext
von The United States of America

Now listen, Baby
And try to understand
That tying you is fine
And whipping you is grand
Now I just can′t tell you
How much fun it's been
You make me feel twenty-five again


But I can′t leave my wooden wife for you, sugar
I got a split level house with a wonderful view, sugar
A couple next door who do the things we do, sugar
And every Saturday we sit around the pool

If I should meet you on the street someday
I hope you'll understand me if I look away
It isn't that I′m ashamed about you and me
But I′ve got to consider my morality

And I won't leave my wooden wife for you, sugar
I got a split level house with a wonderful view, sugar
Three sweet kids and Yorkshire terrier, too, sugar
And I just couldn′t stand it
When you come home late from school