Intimate Secretary Songtext
von The Raconteurs

I′ve got a rabbit, it likes to hop
I've got a girl, and she likes to shop
The other foot looks like it won′t drop
I had an uncle and he got shot

Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?
Are you part of this kakistocracy?

This ringing in my ears won't stop
I′ve got a red Japanese teapot
I′ve got a pen but I lost the top
I've got so many things you haven′t got

Our fellow's craft is just not for sharing
He′s not an intimate secretary


I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop
I′ve got a girl and she likes to shop
The other foot looks like it won't drop
I had an uncle, but he got shot

Then on rubble of scummest malarchy
Down with luck, we'll see ecclesiarchy
Our fellow′s craft is just not for sharing
He′s not an intimate secretary

(This ringing in my ears won't stop)
The ex-archives inspector inquisitor
(I′ve got a red Japanese teapot)
The demockery streets master
(I've got a pen but I lost the top)
Are you part of this kakistocracy?
(I′ve got so many things you haven't got)
Is this greeting the type that′s meant for me?