Patent Pending Songtext
von The Muggs

I′m gonna put a man on the moon, I'm gonna ban the silver spoon
My patent pending, my patent pending
I′m gonna put my art in the Louvre, I'll invent the velcro shoe
My patent pending, my patent pending


I'm gonna sing a song outta tune, invent an app that will make it swoon
My patent pending, my patent pending
Hijack the gravy train, create a machine that can make it rain
My patent pending, my patent pending

I′m gonna put a man on the moon, I′m gonna ban the silver spoon
My patent pending, my patent pending
I'll invent a revolving stage, a piece of the puzzle on the page
My patent pending, my patent pending