Mr. Webster (Mono Master) Songtext
von The Monkees

Everyone in town knew Mr. Webster
He worked at the bank for 40 years
And each week Mr. Frizby made his check-out
For 68 dollars clear

And through the years he thwarted 27 robberies
And each time Frizby promised him a raise


They gave a retirement party for Mr. Webster
Everyone from the bank was there
They had a cake and flowers ordered special
And Frizby had a speech prepared

And a little white box that held a watch with this inscription
"To Mr. Webster, with regards"

Then came the telegram from Mr. Webster
Said, "Sorry-Stop-Cannot attend"
"I′ve flown away and taken all your money
Wish you were here to help me spend"

And one by one all the people left the party
And Mr. Frizby locked the door