Señorita Songtext
von Tenacious D

Señorita, tasty mamacita
Tell me baby, what′s your name
Oh Conchita, won't you have a seat-a
Tell me baby, who′s to blame

I'll fuckin' kill the man who has done you wrong
My body′s shakin′ out of control

His name is Larry, oh he's really scary
Drinkin′ at the fuckin' bar
Tap his shoulder, muscles like a boulder
Tell him that′s he's gone too far

He laughs and tells me to fuckin′ fuck myself
Now my blood is boilin' over my soul
Hey!

I'm sorry, I didn′t hear that
Did you just tell me to fuckin′ fuck myself

Yeah

Well I'm telling you to step outside

Oh really


Yeah, we got some things to talk about
A little lady named Conchita

Hey

Yeah, you harmed her

What, who said? Who are you

Yeah, fuck you you piece of shit

When my fist connects at Larry, falls down to the ground
I see he′s cut me with a bottle
My pistol rises, cause it's time to double down
Larry runs, I chase him out full-throttle


¿Dónde estas mi horse? Allí
¿Digame, donde estas Larry? Allí
¿En los montañes? ¿Dónde?, ¿en el cañon
Muy bien, cold-water cañon
Andale pues, hey, ha, ha
Ah, te llamo mi Conchita
Yo tengo hambre para tu boca
Mira mi cara
Soy en fuego para tu beso
Mi amorrrrr...
Watchin′ Larry in his sanctuary thinkin' that he got away
With Conchita, oh my mamacita, kissing him upon the face
I fuckin′ rue the day that I fought for you
Now my mind is spinnin' out of control
Ah I'm sorry mamacita
Oh my little señorita
Ay perdone señorita