Fuck Her Gently Songtext
von Tenacious D

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas, listen closely

You don′t always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you′ve got to make some love
And fucking give her some smooches too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say, "Please"
Sometimes you got to say, "Hey"


"I'm gonna fuck you, softly"
"I'm gonna screw you, gently"
"I′m gonna hump you, sweetly"
"I′m gonna ball you discretely"

And then you say, "Hey I brought you flowers"
And then you say, "Wait a minute Sally"
"I think I got something in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
That's fucking team work

What′s your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, it′s not my favorite, but I'll do it for you
What′s your favourite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar

And then I′m gonna love you completely
And then I′ll fucking fuck you discretely
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then, I′m gonna fuck you hard


Hard