Different Town Songtext
von Strong Bad

Well
The Poopsmith, he could talk (Hello)
And Marzipan would rock
And The Stick would be this big ol′ tree
That would try to eat everyone
Expect The Cheat and me (AND ME!) We'll see!
And the King Of Town would be underground
In a box filled up with peas (I hate peas!) I know!
Bubs would give away flamethrowers
That shoot chocolate hundred dollars bills
(Imitation chocolate!)
And my stupid baby brother


Would′ve been born with horns and a tail
(I'm evil.)
And Coach Z would wear this cool jacket
(Check it out, yo!)
And Homestar just couldn't hack it (I quit!)
And Pom-Pom wouldn′t change at all
Expect he would look like an ABA basketball
(Two, three, four)
And this little weirdo, would be a modestly hot girl
To help me through the hard times
You know the kind that are only sorta hot
So they don′t mess around with other guys