Little Dealer Boy Songtext
von Stephen Colbert

Willie: I have no money in my coffer
No gold or silver do I bring
Nor have I precious jewels to offer
To celebrate the new born king
Yet do not spurn my gift completely
Oh ye three wise men please demur
Behold a plant that smokes more sweetly
Than either Frankincense or Myrrh
And like the child born in this manger
This herb is mild yet it is strong
And it brings peace to friend and stranger
Good will to men lies in this bong


Willie: And now my wonder weed is flaring
Stephen: Are you high?
Willie: Looked like that special star above
Stephen: Can it be?
Willie: Pass it around in endless sharing
Stephen: On Christmas day
Willie: And let not mankind Bogart love
Stephen: You′d smoke my tree

Willie: And the wise men started toking
And ye the bud was kind
It was salvation they were smoking
And it's forgiveness blew their mind

Willie: And still that wonder weed is flaring
Stephen: Are you high?
Willie: Looked like that was once above
Stephen: You′re so high
Willie: Pass it around in endless sharing
Stephen: Dude, man, dude
Willie: And let not mankind Bogart love
Stephen: You're really high, I'm going to tell your Savior

Willie: And let not mankind Bogart love