Songtexte
- Sure Thing
- Diversions for the Asthmatic Child Who Cannot Play in the Snow
- Gambling
- Number 480
- Four Famous Monsters and Their Hunters / Former People's Liberation Army Corporal Hu Zhao-Han and the Tianchi Lake Monster
- What I Plan
- Table 22
- And the World
- New York
- Table 20
- The Presidents
- Table 27
- Table 25
- Arkansas
- Number 641
- Shhh
- I'm Very Pleased
- Vermont
- Table of Contents
- A Note on Organization / A Note on Sports
- South Carolina
- Brooklyn Inventions
- One of My
- The Mongolian Death Worm
- More on Tapeworms
- The One Downside
- First Let's Talk Craps
- Number 121
- Minnesota
- More Matters Literary: The Six Essentials
- New Hampshire
- 4 Forgotten Cocktails
- A Fascinating Quote
- A Clarification Regarding the Dramatic Situation in Which Humans Fight Animals
- Ocean City, Nj
- Georgia
- An Urban Legend
- The Lenny and Squiggy
- Brookline, Ma
- When Writing, Please Avoid These Failed Palindromes
- On the Matter
- Titles
- Number 581
- An Outroduction
- Table 17: Worship v. Weight Table for the Raising of Utopian Rabbits
- Number 661
- What to Expect
- Colorado
- The Pig in a Poke
- Where to Sell Your Short Stories / Table 4: Where to Market Your Stories That Sound Exactly Like Raunchy Photo Captions
- An Introduction
- Sure Thing Number 3
- Once Sam
- North Carolina
- The Areas of My Expertise Part 3 of 3
- Iowa
- The Future
- Alaska
- Hints on Building Snow Forts
- Brazil Nuts
- Pegleg Island
- Maine
- A Curious Institution
- Sure Thing Number 2
- Mindbender Steve
- The Secret Moon Landing
- Idaho
- Jesse Lee Bowen and the New Jersey Devil
- It Began
- Fast Facts About Philadelphia
- Consider the Fork
- Famous Novels That Were Not Originally Published as Books
- Table 8: Discredited Styles
- Jokes That Have Never Produced Laughter
- Table 10 and Table 11: Dog People v. Cat People
- Some Lists
- Utopias
- Lindsey E.
- Attack Ad #2
- Number 681
- Louisiana
- Maryland
- Colonial Jobs Involving Eels
- The Loch Ness Monster and Col. Robert Wilson
- The Carlsbad Guanists
- Brief Lives of Some Notable Hoboes: Queen Myra Nelson, the Lady Strange
- Debated Planets
- Hobo Names 301-400
- Mi Mi
- Penguin Audio Presents
- Even More
- Texas
- Were You Aware of It?
- Number 561
- When I
- Number 201
- Attack Ad #1
- Wacky Neighbors
- Because
- Ohio
- Number 453
- Good Morning
- As a Former
- How to Buy
- Number 321
- 'SWUSPOs'
- How to Vote
- Secret World
- Information You Will Find Useful in the Present; How to Write a Book / The Fifty-Five Dramatic Situations
- Pennsylvania
- What You Did Not Know About Hoboes
- New Jersey
- Hobo Joe Junkpan
- In the 1920's
- Three-Card Monte
- Feral Americans
- Beard Manual
- Mississippi
- How to Win a Fight
- Alabama
- More Surprising Eponyms
- The Internet
- And So at Last
- Karl Malden
- Perk Children
- More Wisdom
- How to Be Famous
- Table 1: Omens v. Portents
- Number 541
- Some Internet Rumors
- Little-Known Laws of Two American Communities
- Table 7: Classic Ice and Snowballs
- Dan Payton and the Sasquatch
- Number 41
- How to Raise Rabbits for Food and Fur: The Utopian Method
- They Never Said It
- The Areas of My Expertise Part 1 of 3
- Seven Hundred Hobo Names
- The Perks of Fame
- Alternate Method for Predicting the Future
- Delaware
- On the Subject
- Number 361
- Table 9: Great Rivalries in Dungeons & Dragons
- Six Oaths of the Virtuous Child
- How and Where
- Table 2: Special Long-Term Predictions for Sailors
- Prohibition Era Euphemisms for Alcohol
- Number 241
- Table 16: Washington, D.C., as Seen From Great Heights
- Answers
- Montana
- Basics of Snow and Ice Warfare
- California
- Top Spots for Crabs
- A Curiouser Institution
- Number 401
- There Is More Past Than You Thought / Nine Presidents With Hooks for Hands
- Who Is Going
- When You Are
- Many Names
- Panasonic Farm
- Number 521
- Bar Bets
- Ragnarok
- Handy Measurements of Time When You Do Not Have a Watch
- Possible Contacts
- Several
- Hawaii
- I Don't Know
- Joey Stenk-Eye Smiles
- Advice
- Illinois
- A Brief Timeline of the Lobster in America
- Nevada
- Shitty Aphorisms
- Two Libraries That Are Smaller Than This Book
- About Jonathan Coulton, Contributing Troubadour
- The Saw Creekers
- A Special Bonus Excerpt From My Next Book
- What You Did Not Know About the Past / History's Worst Men's Haircuts
- Wisconsin
- Table 3: The Fifty-Five Dramatic Situations
- Michigan
- Philadelphia, Pa
- Bogman Zeke
- Old Playground Rhymes
- Idiosyncracies of the Great Detectives
- Tennessee
- West Virginia
- Oklahoma
- Fast Facts
- Good Evening
- Films in Which I, John Hodgman, Have Made Cameo Appearances
- Things to Know
- North Dakota
- How to Be a Famous
- Number 501
- Common Short and Long Cons
- Adam R.
- Well Jonathan
- Number 421
- The Vengeful Ninjas
- Missouri
- Now as You Know
- Hello Jonathan
- Arizona
- Secrets of Yale University
- Table 12: For Expert Barbers Only
- Hobo Names 101-200
- It's This American Life
- How to Protect Yourself
- Hobo Names 501-600
- Washington, D.C.: The City of Magnificent Distances
- Kansas
- Number 281
- And So I Realized
- Hobo Names 1-100
- Rats
- End Titles
- Our 51 United States: The States, Their Nicknames and Mottoes, and Other Facts Critical to Safe Travel
- Table 5: Other Markets for Your Short Stories
- Government Programs You Can Take Advantage of TODAY
- Hey Our Next Question
- Number 161
- Washington
- Oregon
- Further Information You Can Use Today: Five Secrets of Successful Negotiation
- Some American Telephone Numbers Beginning With '666'
- South Dakota
- Attack Ad #3
- The Areas of My Expertise Part 2 of 3
- Secrets of the Mall of America
- Virginia
- The Kingdom of Central Park
- The Pajama Man
- Massachusetts
- Where Did Mole-Men
- Hohoq (also known as Ar)
- What Will Happen in the Future / Omens and Portents for the Coming Year
- Number 601
- Hobo Names 401-500
- Number 2
- Some Less
- Number 3
- The Electoral College
- Four Dubious Fables of Chicago
- Number 4
- Number 5
- Number 6
- Hobo Names 601-700
- Hobo Names 201-300
- Number 7
- Ready when you are
- Nebraska
- Sometimes I'm Asked
- The Algarve, Portugal
- The Mole-Men
- Florida
- Indiana
- Rhode Island
- Construct
- Next Ask
- How to Remember
- Table 6: Tipping Guide to the Great Hotels: To Ensure Prompt Service
- Some Hangover Cures
- Jonathon Colton / Friends of the Furry Old Lobster
- Number 621
- Mice
- 700 Mole Man Names
- The Hidden World
- Connecticut
- Some Questions
- Utah
- Wyoming
- On Actuaries and Their Tattoos
- Keith B.
- Number 81
- Kentucky
- Speaking of Parasites
- New Mexico
- How to Tell the Future
- All of Your Questions
- Some Prophets Who Were Not Actuaries
- Romulus and Remus
- Joey Stink-Eye Smiles
- Slingshot
