The Wild Wild West Songtext
von Steam Powered Giraffe

Rabbit: Hey The Spine...
Spine: Yeah, Rabbit?
Rabbit: Do you remember when cowboys were still cool?
Spine: ...No.
R: Ahh, that was awesome. Heroes like Dark Labor Dave and Rex Marksley and White Bird reigned supreme!
S: I don′t know any of those people, Rabbit.
R: They all wore drop holsters, even though it wasn't historically accurate. Ate tumbleweeds for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
S: Pretty sure they didn′t.
R: And rattlesnake cake for dessert!
S: Yeah, that didn't happen either.
R: Yeah, it would be epic and so cool to live back then, The Spine!
S: Well, we tend to romanticize about the Wild Wild West, though it was a dark and harsh time for many, I'm sure.
R: Well, that′s why we romanicize about it!
S: Let′s romanticize about it once again.
R: Haha, hey, you guys thinking what I'm thinking?
S: Rabbit, Jon, Mr. Reed, Sam, I think it′s time we saddle up.
R: This town ain't big enough... for all of us.


S: It′s a showdown at the awesome corral. And you're all invited.
R: Gimme a whiskey, barkeep!
The Jon: Uh...
Jon: Pretend this is whiskey.
R: Augh!
S: You alright there, Rabbit?
R: Oh, it burns! Why didn′t they warn me!?
S: You alright?
R: Oh, yeah... This sure is Man Country!
S: Are you sure you're ready for "Man Country?"
R: ...Yeah?
S: Well, you don't sound ready, but I′ll take your word for it.
S: Throw up our hats at the same time, look really cool?
R: Oh, yeah, throw up our hats.
S: Okay.
J: Sure, yeah.
R: Gotta wait for the right moment, though.