Hatch Fever Songtext
von Steam Powered Giraffe

Rabbit: There′s a knock
Spine: Open the door
R+S: A human sized package
S: Rip through tape
R: like butter
S: and cardboard
R+S: like toast
R: No time for instructions
S: the fire's diein′
R: Two birds
R+S: one stone
S: Fill the tank with water
R: Turn the ignition
R+S: and Hatchy Boy you're ready to go

Hatchworth: Far
(Catch Hatch Fever!)
Far
(Catch Hatch Fever!)

There's a hole


In your floor

We′ve got to

Patch it up

Give it a cover,

A latch,

A hinge,

And a turn wheel
Well now you′re talking Hatch Fever-oh!

What's the worth o′living
S: if you can't make a living

R: not living but
All: faux living

H: Is there a difference?
A fever′s a fever
Come on everybody prepare to get catchy

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Catch Hatch Fever!
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Catch Hatch Fever!

Open your heart to me


Come on everybody open up that chest cavity

S: Yeeeoh- Hatchworth that sounds a little morbid
R: Kids! D-D-D-Don't try this at home!

H: If you took that last bit of advice

You gotta get to the emergency room

We don′t want you to leave so soon

S: Follow instructions

R: And don't hurt birds

H: And generally pair your nouns with verbs
S: Study real hard
R: Eat your vitamin soup
H: When all of that's finished prepare to catch

Hatch disease
(Laaaaaaaaaa, that sounds bad)
It′s not a real disease
But if it were on another world then
(Aaaaaaaahhh)
All: We′re sorry
H: We wouldn't wish it on anybody

S: Unless it makes you stronger
R: and live longer
H: Well then that′s just a good thing wouldn't you agree?

But for now they′re just words and a good time
Come on everybody get down with the robots!

There's not much left to tell which hasn′t already been stated
Consider yourself ninety-nine point nine percent Hatchworth acclimated
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Catch Hatch Fever!
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That should about do it.