Intro Songtext
von Starbomb

Ho ho ho, hee hee hee
And that′s when I went to pee
(Nailed it!)

Hi there, I'm Arin Hanson
I was just finishing up my amazing "1 2 3 I gotta go Pee" song from the last Starbomb album
Thanks for coming to my space mansion
My friends Danny and Brian from Ninja Sex Party have been crashing up here with me while we wrote this album


That′s right Arin, it sure has been fun orbiting the Earth with you
This mansion has style
We've been bathing in champagne every night
Taking our diamond space helicopter out for joy rides
Partying with super models, robots, robot super model robots
And occasionally writing music!
Remember that time when Ninja Brian opened the air lock and flipped us off as our chests collapsed from the sudden decompression?
Ha ha ha, yes I do. What a merry prankster!

Anyway, this is the time on the album when we respectfully thank video game developers for not suing us
Ninja Brian, would you care to explain the intricacies of fair use and parody law?
Thank you Brian, and thank YOU, the fans
For buying this album and supporting us
We love you, so damn much
And without you, we wouldn't have been able to afford this fart sound effect (fart)
Yay, and now, ON WITH THE SHOW