My Sister-In-Law's Ears Songtext
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Oh, hey, MC Pantz,
did you know that I have a brother and his ears
are so big that you can put your fist inside them?

Fist? That′s nothing.
Let me give you a list of things that fit
in my sister-in-law's ears. It′s like this:


Oak trees,
And my collection of boat keys.
Bling from my homies,
Twelve pounds of perogies
Made with goat cheese,
And even the computer and monitor which I used
When I wrote these rhymes.
How 'bout a vat of magic potion?
Maybe a whale -
Nah, the whole Atlantic Ocean.

Oh, she's approaching
A size so large,
You′ll crash into her lobes
Every time you drive a car.
It′s like, kids make fun of her
Because she's deformed,
Saying her ears are a blanket
That would keep them warm.
She gets hurt every time
And comes right to me.
But I don′t mind, yo -
She channels satellite TV.