Carnival of Schadenfreude Songtext
von Screeching Weasel

Here in the Carnival of Schadenfreude
Everyone′s acting like they're so annoyed
Looks like my name is mud
I can′t help but ask So what?
I'm trying to make a buck, not friends
Everyone's piling on
If I had a magic wand
I′d offer to shove it up their ass


Deep in the ugly heart of Texas now
They called it a battle of the sexes - wow!
It all seems a little fake
I can′t seem to catch a break
My gosh and for goodness' sake it′s silly
Fat kicked me in the pants
But I got paid in advance
Enjoy that 30, 000 dollar mess!

Here in the Carnival of Schadenfreude
Everyone's saying that I′m unemployed
Kick a man while he's down,
You′d better make sure he's out for good
Or you're gonna have a problem
Hey, go ahead and laugh
′Cause guess what, ya chumps?
I′m back and I won't forget who sold me out