Give the Jew Girl Toys Songtext
von Sarah Silverman

I hate to say it, Santa, but you′re acting like a DICK!
You should give presents to everyone that's good, and not just to your personal clique.
If you bring me a toy to open Christmas morning,
I′ll let you be my boyfriend, all bearded fat and horny,
Oh yea.
Oh yea.

What does Jesus have to do with you?
You've got as much to do with Jesus as you do with Scooby-Doo,
What do you have to do with Jesus?
You have as much to do with him as you do your mother's penis,
Oh yea.


Though I don′t think he′s the son of God,
I think he was still a nice boy.
If you ask yourself "What would Jesus do?",
He'd say give the Jew girl toys, give the Jew girl toys,
Give the Jew girl toys.

Don′t be a douche, what would Jesus do?
He'd say give the Jew girl toys.

"Claus"?
Is that German?
Santa Klaus...
Santa KLAUS!"

You made a list and I checked it twice,
And there is nobody named Silverman, or Mouskawitz or Weis,
You have a list, well Schindler did to,
Liam Neison played him, Tim Allen played you.

Give the Jew girl to-oy-oy-oy-oys,
Don′t be a douche, what would Jesus do?
Give the Jew girl toys.