Slurp! Songtext
von Rizzle Kicks

Ooo, take it and then frame the picture
Ooo, making sure you don′t delay
Imma, ooo, I don't wanna see the future
′Cause if we're not careful, we won't see better days


Hi, my name′s Jordan, I hate Piers Morgan
Mates with James Cordon
I rate Graham Norton
Love the bass more than a lot of small-talking
Too much swiping and not enough walking
I love animals a lot more than humans
Or when an owner names their dog like Susan
Yo, for real, I hate zoos though
You try and cage me, and bruv, you′ll get Muay Thai judo
Catch me watching Mean Girls
Wearing a t-shirt saying "fuck Sea World"
Looking through the glass in the happy scene
Plus, I get stared through the window of a Maccy D's
Been real since I remember, mate
All the other dude′s fake, like Kylie Jenner's face
If I′m ever in a place where I can celebrate
Then I'd do it with glass of ice and lemonade, yeah

First, ice and water, then
Sweeten the taste
Make sure it′s cold enough
For goodness sake
That sunshine yellow
Can freshen up your day
So, when life gives you lemons, you should
Make lemonade
(Let's go, yo)
Slurp
Slurp
Slurp


I said life would be better with a few less Trumps
A few less Hopkins
A few less chumps
A lot less junk and a lot more honesty
A lot less of Michael Owen doing commentary
Back when Ludicrous was still dropping skill
Less Iggy Azalea, more Lauren Hill
More depth and a lot less slap and laughs
Hold tight, Skeppy and Stormz getting in the charts
More Corbyn, a lot less Johnson
Fuck the Tories, yo, it's posh nonsense
I will not be governed by a bunch of crooks
Just give it to the rich and you′re Robin Hood
Less Stacy Dash, more Boyega
There′s light at the end of the sabre
If you're looking through life for a saviour
Make sure you got a little sugar for your neighbour

First, ice and water, then
Sweeten the taste
Make sure it′s cold enough
For goodness sake
That sunshine yellow
Can freshen up your day
So, when life gives you lemons, you should
Make lemonade
(Let's go, yo)
Slurp
Slurp
Slurp
Slurp
Slurp
Slurp
Slurp
Slurp