Real Pimp Songtext
von Richie Rich

I′m shootin' this one to the real pimps man
I′m talkin' 'bout the real muthafuckin′ pimps man
Not them chili bowl pimps man sittin′ up in the cafe
Tryin' to watch they hoes man make 20 or 30 dollars man

I′m sendin' this to the real pimps ′cause believe it man
Double 'R′ ain't just out here flossin' no shit man
I′m out here flossin′ about my pimpin' too man
′Bout my pimpin' too
And if you want to holler pimps cuff yo′ coller

24 nights off in the jungle shootouts and stolen bundles
Hoes on dick for the phat gold kicks
See the bucket the do' don′t open so bitch make like the Dukes
Or get yo' ass kicked on the fluke

Razor sharp and plus a nigga extra sick
So check my tip and recognize when you fuckin' with a pimp
Metal plates on my nuts so my shit don′t scrape
Never saved a bitch flying too low to work a cape ridin′


Seven Deuce no juice and quick to cut a bitch loose
Unless that hoe payin' like she weighin′
On a good day she might get to smoke with her folks
But like Goldie I keep my hoes broke
Believe that a

A real pimp'll slap a bitch down
(For sho′)
A real pimp gon' represent the town
(How tough?)
To the fullest let her heels fall off
′Cause I'ma ride the muthafucka 'til the wheels fall off
(That′s right)

Believe it
A real pimp′ll slap a bitch down
(Like that?)
A real pimp gon' represent the town
(How tough?)
To the fullest let her heels fall off
′Cause I'ma ride the muthafucka ′til the wheels fall off

I'm all seasons rain, sleet or even snow
I′m cold daddy about mine quick to put a jacket on a hoe
Oh you cold now I'm going to get some hot cocoa
And when I slide back through bitch have my dough


I'll set the bunnies out and let them hop for scratch
And if they jump too far it′s operation beat a batch
Choke a bitch down and let her tonsils know
It ain′t about us nuh uhh it's just me and this hoe

This is my money man so let me uhh bring it back
Squashed the shit flipped the fit and dropped her off on the track
I gots to have it plus I need it
And I′m walkin' with a limp ′cause nigga I'm a real pimp
Remember

A real pimp′ll break a bitch down
(That's right)
A real pimp gon' represent his town
(How tough?)
To the fullest let her heels fall off
′Cause I′ma ride the muthafucka 'til the wheels fall off

Believe it
A real pimp gon′ break a bitch down
(For sho')
A real pimp gon′ represent his town
(How tough?)
To the fullest let her heels fall off
'Cause I′ma ride the muthafucka 'til the wheels fall off

Now everything I own nigga is on a bitch
Lexus coupe I traded in my Berlitz
Dedication to pimps and all playas stay up
And though you be the reason all these tricks lay up

(That bitch laid up for yo' clothes diamonds yo′ wallets)
Them hoes bringin′ jewels wallets
And Remy don't you get juiced ′cause this game is so heavy
I got 9 hoes all fine hoes
And if you got the buck they be ready to fuck

You say a small stable bet my hoes is able
To flip as many tricks as crews twice as thick
So if you ask me I'm screamin′ tax free
Nigga, and pimpin' and hoein′ is the best thing going

You ain't knowing I bootleg them cute legs
On the major plus spits raps and busts caps
So if ya daughter kinda thick keep her off of the track
Send her to the store I bet she don't come back
′Cause a

A real pimp′ll knock a bitch down
(That's right)
A real pimp gon′ represent his town
(How tough?)
To the fullest let her heels fall off
'Cause I′ma ride the muthafucka 'til the wheels fall off

And a
A real pimp′ll knock a bitch down
(For sho')
A real pimp gon' represent his town
(How tough?)
To the fullest let her heels fall off
′Cause I′ma ride the muthafucka 'til the wheels fall off
Nigga

Hey baby, you wanna go out?
You wanna go out honey?
Spend a little of ya money
Come here cutie hey come here

(A real pimp)
Did you here what I said I said come here
(Hoes down)
Come here daddy
ooh you look so good

Always on a bitch, courtesy of
This that real pimp shit nigga
Ahh, this ain′t no chili bowl pimpin' over here nigga
This real pimp shit nigga on a bitch
Everything luxury courtesy of nigga
I had a bad super bad bitch

(Call the bitch Boomerang, anytime I sent that hoe)
A real pimp′ll knock a bitch down
(Bitch come rit back)
A real pimp gon' represent his town
(Y′understand what I mean)
Ahh, 'til the wheels fall off
(You know how it go)

A real pimp'll knock a bitch down
And a real pimp′ll represent his town
So tough I′ll make the heels fall off
'Cause I′ma ride the muthafucka 'til the wheels fall off

And a we gon′ sign off like that
Once again we gon' tell you motherfuckers to pump yo′ brakes
Check ya fluid in ya master cylinder
'Cause you might fuck around and run up against some shit
You ain't even ready to fuck with

It′s like uhh Martini and Flossi
We shall sell no rhyme, before it′s time
On a bitch