Cthullette Songtext
von Rapscallion

Hey Cathuy, when we met
You seemed a nice, well adjusted girl
I laughed when you said
That you were gonna take over the world
I thought that you were cool and mysterious
The day we met in the library
You said my book of dark incantations
Was the thing that had summoned thee

And when they said you were a dark one
I thought that meant you liked to fool around
Not that you
Would burn the world into the ground
Our relationship went south
When I saw those tentacles come outta your mouth

Cthullette
Cthullette


Well I thought that things were off
When we took a vacation
You insisted on your favourite spot
A creepy island made of carved obsidian
I thought that I had lost my mind
At the sheer oppression of it
But they say that love is blind
I gave you the benefit
Unhypnotised I saw you
Demonic form full blown
As you laid waste to my hometown
Enslaving everyone I′d ever known
The writing was on the wall
But I just couldn't make
Head nor tail of it all

Cthullette
Cthullette

Now I lament the day that we met
Truly my greatest regret
Was to issue you forth, woah
Cthullette

Cthullette, you were fun when we met
But you turned into a demon and I′ll never forget
You ensnared the whole human race
And caused death and mass destruction all over the place

Cthullette, you were fun when we met
But you turned into a demon and I'll never forget
You ensnared the whole human race
And caused death and mass destruction all over the place

Ph'nglui mglw′nafh Cthullette, Cthullette
R′lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn fhtagn

Ph′nglui mglw'nafh Cthullette, Cthullette
R′lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn fhtagn


Cthullette, you were fun when we met
But you turned into a demon and I′ll never forget
You ensnared the whole human race
And caused death and mass destruction all over the place