Everywhere Is Bad Songtext
von Pissed Jeans

Everywhere is bad
I′m sorry if that makes you sad
But wherever you go, there's one thing you should know
That everywhere is bad

Everywhere is bad
I′m sorry if that makes you sad
But wherever you go, there's one thing you should know
That everywhere is bad

Philadelphia (trashy streets)
San Francisco (there's no more freaks)
Seattle (you′re soaking wet)
Las Vegas (a losing bet)

New York (the rep′s too high)
Los Angeles (polluted sky)
Boston (you'll get to fight)
Ohio (ha-ha, yeah, right)


Miami (climate change)
Austin, Texas (it′s way too strange)
Hawaii (don't be a colonizer)
Death Valley (you′ll need some moisturizer)

Acapulco (easily bored)
Pomona (you might get gored)
Helsinki (it's way too cold)
Rome in Italy (catholic controls)

Everywhere is bad
I′m sorry if that makes you sad
But wherever you go, there's one thing you should know
That everywhere is bad

Everywhere is bad
I'm sorry if that makes you sad
But wherever you go, there′s one thing you should know
That everywhere is bad

The ocean (eaten by sharks)
Caves in a mountain (they′re way too dark)
Mars (could use some air)
Waxahachie (it's way out there)


Nazareth (we can′t go back)
Non-existence (everything's black)
Paradise (lousy food)
Hell (too many dudes)

It′s so hard to find a place
Somewhere good to go
So don't blame me when I say, "I told you so"
You know why?

Because everywhere, everywhere, everywhere is bad
Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere is bad
Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere is bad
It′s all bad, bad, bad, bad, bad

Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere is bad
Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere is bad
Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere is bad
It's all bad, bad, bad, bad, bad

Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere is bad
Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere is bad
Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere is bad
It's all bad, bad, bad, bad, bad

Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere is bad
Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere is bad
Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere is bad
It′s all bad, bad, bad, bad, bad

Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere is bad
Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere is bad
Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere is bad
It′s all bad, bad, bad, bad, bad

Alright