I Don’t Know Just Horse Stuff I Guess Songtext
von Petrol Hoers

Running around when I′m in the gallops
Nibbling your fingers cos they look like carrots
Eating my food from a bag on my nose
Going clip clop with my hoofs
These are the things that a horse does

Horse can't sing
I shouldn′t even be talking


Given my natural disadvantages it's frankly astonishing
That I manage to write songs at all
The secret is keeping it simple, sticking to what you know
And what I know is horse puns

My secret ingredient is picking a quiet part of the song
And dropping in a horse pun
For example in this section I could point out that Buckfast is a horse pun
No

My friends, I have committed a grave error
I have wasted what is undoubtedly my strongest horse pun
On this bizarre piece of meta-humour


What have I done
What have I done
What have I done
What have I done