Ticket From The Sex Police Songtext
von Pepper Coyote

Late on a Friday at the Walmart
She stops to wash her hands
It just seemed to make sense

One word rings out somewhere behind her (somewhere behind her)
Does she understand? (Understand?)
She think she′s a man? (She's a man?)

A middle finger in her face
We feel ashamed of the human race
She got no badge but she′s still pullin' out the Mace

You've got a ticket from the sex police
You′ve got a ticket from the sex police
Usin′ a stall you got no hope at all
'Cause the po po be out of controll
You′ve got a ticket from the sex police
You've got a ticket from the sex police
You′ve got a choice and you've got a voice
Do you die on a hill of bad opinions or let it go?


They wear no uniform, no dress code (no dress code)
Might not know they′re there (know they're there)
Might not think they care (think they care)

What kind of congregation is this?
Have you tried minding your own business
On your way into the bathroom

Been going for a thousand years
Reject the manufactured fears
Didn't want it in North Carolina and now we don′t want it here

You′ve got a ticket from the sex police
You've got a ticket from the sex police
Usin′ a stall you got no hope at all
'Cause the po po be out of controll
You′ve got a ticket from the sex police
You've got a ticket from the sex police
You′ve got a choice and you've got a voice
Do you die on a hill of bad opinions or let it go?


There has never been a single person
Male or female in this case that
Changed their gender for a day to sneak into a private place
Or occupy a typically feminine or other space
And creep up on your grandma in the hospital
Or other quite ridiculous assertions that there's sinister intent behind
The use of public restrooms where they previously went inside
The bastion of a stall and if you look you should get bent
Decide the gender of yourself because you′re not the sex police

Go into a bathroom (into a bathroom)
You choose for yourself (for yourself)
Not for someone else (someone else)

We′ve already solved this problem (solved this problem)
By wearing pants or skirts (pants or skirts)
Know what I mean of course (mean of course)
Now come on!

You've got a ticket from the sex police
You′ve got a ticket from the sex police
Usin' a stall you′ve got no hope at all
'Cause the po po be out of controll
You′ve got a ticket from the sex police
You've got a ticket from the sex police
You've got a choice and you′ve got a voice
Do you die on a hill of bad opinions or let it go?