Porn Star Songtext
von Nice Peter
Porn Star Songtext
I shaved ma′ balls today!
Standing backwards in the mirror.
Freddy told me: Be saticfied and stay right where you are.
But I'm moving to LA.
My mind, it′s getting clearer, I packed my bags up, and hitched a ride.
I'm gonna be a porn star.
Alright!
My self-esteem got kicked outta' bed!
She walked out of my life and left me dead.
I stayed up all night feelin′ blue, and I did what any lonely guy would do.
Popped in my copy of Butt Pirates 3!
And the captain looked just a little bit like.
Me.
And as he went fishing with his rod, Well I got me a good idea for a job, I′m gonna be a porn star.
Yeah yeah, gonna have with girls for money, yeah yeah, I'm gonna get layed everyday, I′m gonna wax my professional ass, while I am bringing in the cash.
Gonna be a porn star.
Soon as I made my decision, I started working on my erection. I knew I couldn't let myself fall, even with the camera man, next to my balls (please don′t poke them).
I had to look my best, so I cut my hair and shaved my chest, I am not as handsome as can be, but I know I'm better looking than, Ron Jeremy, I′ma gonna be a Porn Star, Yeah yeah, gonna have sex with girls for money, yeah yeah, I'm gonna get laid every day, I'm gonna stroke my ding on fling, I am shouting out cha-ching!
I haven′t told my mama yet, ′cos I know she'll probably be upset, maybe she′ll never know the truth, her youngest son is featured in the 25 cent porn arcade booth with a chick with one tooth and he's kissing and he′s licking and he's looking like a real porn star.
Yeah Yeah.
I′d like to have sex with girls for money, a porn star, I'd like to get paid everyday.
You can check me on the door, I staring in Butt Pirates 4!
Yeah!
I'm never looking back, at the world behind my shoulder, Freddy told me be saticfied and stay right where you are.
BUT I′
M PRETTY FUCKING HAPPY NOW!
I get a paycheck for my boner!
I wake up everyday and look outside and say, ′
Damn, I'm a porn star, porn star′ Yeah!
This one brought tears to my eyes.
Thank you Peter for bring this beautiful peice of music into the world.
Love me xxxxxx
Standing backwards in the mirror.
Freddy told me: Be saticfied and stay right where you are.
But I'm moving to LA.
My mind, it′s getting clearer, I packed my bags up, and hitched a ride.
I'm gonna be a porn star.
Alright!
My self-esteem got kicked outta' bed!
She walked out of my life and left me dead.
I stayed up all night feelin′ blue, and I did what any lonely guy would do.
Popped in my copy of Butt Pirates 3!
And the captain looked just a little bit like.
Me.
And as he went fishing with his rod, Well I got me a good idea for a job, I′m gonna be a porn star.
Yeah yeah, gonna have with girls for money, yeah yeah, I'm gonna get layed everyday, I′m gonna wax my professional ass, while I am bringing in the cash.
Gonna be a porn star.
Soon as I made my decision, I started working on my erection. I knew I couldn't let myself fall, even with the camera man, next to my balls (please don′t poke them).
I had to look my best, so I cut my hair and shaved my chest, I am not as handsome as can be, but I know I'm better looking than, Ron Jeremy, I′ma gonna be a Porn Star, Yeah yeah, gonna have sex with girls for money, yeah yeah, I'm gonna get laid every day, I'm gonna stroke my ding on fling, I am shouting out cha-ching!
I haven′t told my mama yet, ′cos I know she'll probably be upset, maybe she′ll never know the truth, her youngest son is featured in the 25 cent porn arcade booth with a chick with one tooth and he's kissing and he′s licking and he's looking like a real porn star.
Yeah Yeah.
I′d like to have sex with girls for money, a porn star, I'd like to get paid everyday.
You can check me on the door, I staring in Butt Pirates 4!
Yeah!
I'm never looking back, at the world behind my shoulder, Freddy told me be saticfied and stay right where you are.
BUT I′
M PRETTY FUCKING HAPPY NOW!
I get a paycheck for my boner!
I wake up everyday and look outside and say, ′
Damn, I'm a porn star, porn star′ Yeah!
This one brought tears to my eyes.
Thank you Peter for bring this beautiful peice of music into the world.
Love me xxxxxx
Writer(s): Gary Rafael Hill, Ralph Jeanty, Sean Mcmillion, August Alsina Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
