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von Nice Peter

Bald Guy Songtext

June fourth 2005, Will always be remembered as the day that I,
Looked into the mirror, and comfirmed my suspicion, I'm losing my hair.
I thought about labishahaha, but having just one ball really freaks me out, I went down to Boswell institute, The sales told me it's only as much as a call to get a transplant.
With only 3 weeks of head scabs, that's not for me.
NO, if it's balding I am then it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!
I know I'm not alone, every room I go to some dude knows how I feel, it's just hair! (hair).
If virtruvian were bald we wouldn't have that shit anywhere!
I've gotta few years to go, before it really starts to show.
Until that day, I still got hair, but I'm gonna be a bald guy some day.
Bruce Willis is fucking hot!
And Captain Picard is generally regarded as sexy. (I look just like that dude from snatch)
If I just start working out, and buy some clothes I'll be so cool...
Oh no so I'm a bald guy! (Bald guy) I'm gonna be a bald guy (bald guy) Gonna be a bald guy some day

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