George Mastrothard (The Keeper of Stainless Steel) Songtext
von Nanowar of Steel

Eighteen ten the numbers
Summoning the
Giorgio Mastro′

Bed with wooden clapboards
At the heart of
Giorgio Mastro'

Dishwasher- safe cookware set
Ergonomically designed
Rubber handles, nonstick coating and
Conductive heavy gauge aluminium!


DHL delivers
The mattresses of
Giorgio Mastro′

Elefantly powered
Comes the ghost of
Giorgio Mastro'

There's a pot to cook the rice
And a pot to cook the corn
There′s a Sony hi-res webcam
For both snuff and porn!

Giorgio Mastro′! Steak-knife warrior, keeper of the Stainless Steel!
Giorgio Mastro'! Mountain Shaman, on Shimano-powered wheel!
You can get a pressure cooker, and pay in comfortable rates
Do not wait to place your order
Proceed to checkout, that Amazon awaits!