The Naval Medley Songtext
von Monty Python

Isn′t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It′s swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick

So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife′s best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock

But don′t take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back


It′s fun to own your own vagina
It's great to have your friendly thatch
Your minge, your twat, your kitty cat
Your nest, your nasty or your snatch

It′s great to have a monkey furrow
Your finger pie, your lunch box or your catch
Your camel toe, your bearded clam
Your bottom at the front
Your monkey minge, your muffin or your old Sir Berkely Hunt

Your honeypot, your hairy friend
But never call it cunt
Or we won't come back

Isn′t it awfully nice to own a bottom?
Isn't it frightfully good to have an ass?
It's swell to own a fushy, it′s divine to have a scut
From the skinniest little buttocks
To the worlds largest butt

Three cheers for your posterior or anus
Hooray for your lovely sit upon
Your fundament, your fanny, your cheeky little dear
Your rump, your hauch, your hams, your stern, your fanny or your rear


But be careful how you handle it or you′ll be caught, I fear
And you wont come back