Surprise Songtext
von Megan Mullally

It′s me, it's me!
It′s me x 9
It's me, me, me, me, me
Me, me, me, me, me
Me

Frau Blucher:
And who are you, you, you, you, you
You, you, you, you, you
You'

Elizabeth: Why I′m Elizabeth Benning, Dr. Frankenstein′s adorable madcap fiance.
I'm sure he′s spoken of me day and night.

Frau Blucher: Never.
Well let me warn you Dr. Frankenstein may not be entirely happy with a surprise.

Elizabeth: Au contraire.


Everybody loves to get a surprise. Life can be so dull without a surprise.
When your spirits dragging and your oh so blue, it all can change,
if your fates arranged a nice surprise for you.
All the world enjoys a lovely surprise. Life's a chore, a bore without a surprise.
When everything seems hopeless then you realize,
there′s nothing like a wonderful surprise.

Elizabeth: Allow me to present my entourage, I never travel without them.
Marcia, nails, Sasha, makeup, Tasha, hair,
Basha, wardrobe, and Bob my astrologer.

Everybody loves to get a surprise.

Everybody loves a little surprise.

No one could refuse a little surprise.

Protestants and Jews all love a surprise.

When you're melancholy

Oh boo hoo, hoo

And you start to cry

Don′t you start to cry

Cause a nice surprise will dry your eyes and troubles go bye, bye

Bye, bye

Frau and Igor:
Some folks don't appreciate a surprise.

No one could refuse a teeny weeny surprise.

Frau and Igor:
Specially if they're naked when their surprised

Everyone could use a lovely surprise


Frau and Igor:
If you know whats′ doing

A surprise is brewing

Frau and Igor:
Here′s what we advise, never bother people with a surprise.

Freddy, are you ready for a simply stunning surprise'
It′s me x 4

Frau and Igor:
Some folks don't appreciate a surprise.

Freddy darling!
It′s me x 5

Igor and Frau:
Specially if they're naked when their surprised

Stop your crying, don′t be blue, it all can change, if a nice surprise's for you!
All the world enjoys a lovely surprise.

Igor and Frau:
Some folks don't appreciate a surprise,

Surprise!
Embrace the unexpected and let the fates devise a stunning,
cunning, wonderful surp′
Frederick!

Dr. Frankenstein:
Elizabeth!

Scheiza

Surprise!