Tik Tik Tik Songtext
von Max Normal

Gommie, Gommie, kykie, kykie waar′s die tik?"
"Die tik is in jou boude"
"Kykie, kykie, kykie fok you, kom gee die tik, kom ons maak 'n pypie, ek is lus."

"Shut up - hou op speel man, steek aan, steek aan daar, eks lus!"
"Klap dit bokkie, Jesus"

Go tik, tik, tik, tik, tik like me
If you don′t know what the tik is going on like me
Tik, tik, tik I'm just a little laitie
I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me.

Go tik, tik, tik, tik, tik like me
If you don′t know what the tik is going on like me
Tik, tik, tik I′m just a little laitie
I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me.

"Bokkie, staan op, word wakker."
"Ja ma, Jesus"
"Jou laat slaap gaan my kwaad maak"
"Kyk hier, jou klein stoutgat, staan op nou"

Kykie, kykie, kykie, fok jou!


I feel like I′m in a fucking trap laying
In this lil' broken flat,
With my mom and dad
And my gran and my two
Brahs, and my cousins and my aunty,
One room, hot as a oven and I can′t breathe, in fact I can't sleep in this flat
Cause these bliksemse ants in my pants ′coz there's rats in the mattress
Got two black rings underneath my eyes
Lots of bad things happening tonight

"My family's so poor"
"How poor is they?"
"My family′s so poor"

That I, cant even get a little butter with my broodjie
Cant even get a koeldrankie with my strooitjie
Muffing in my stokies, drawing on the wall with a koki
I′m bored and i'm lonely all on my own, see
I don′t want to listen to what my mother say
I'm gonna run away, come back another day

Go tik, tik, tik, tik, tik like me
If you don′t know what the tik is going on like me
Tik, tik, tik I'm just a little laitie
I don′t like the drugs, but the drugs like me.

Go tik, tik, tik, tik, tik like me
If you don't know what the tik is going on like me
Tik, tik, tik I'm just a little laitie
I don′t like the drugs, but the drugs like me.


"Bokkie, kom hier, bladdy woederige kind, sy vlieg met skelms en dwelms, nah man die spoke het haar gevind!"
"Los my uit"
"Vokkit, Jesus, you better bladdy stop now"

Kykie, kykie, kykie, fok jou.

Option A:
Hit the streets
This is gonna be fokken ill
Maybe I′ll get lucky
"So you like Kentucky?"
Who are you?
"Baby, I'm a gangster"
What′s a gangster?
"You don't know what′s a gangster?
Kykie, you can go to school if you want
Or you can be like me and you can do what you want
Take a pull on the blunt
Feel the funky vibe's kickin′
Daar is dit, vat 'n stukkie 'tucky Fried Chicken"

"Serious?"

Do I look like I′m jokin′?
Give nie 'n vok nie look what I′m smokin'

It′s a tik tik lollipop, pop
This will get you lekker gefok in jou kop
This will get you lekker gefok in jou kop
This, This, will get you lekker gefok in jou kop
It's a tik tik lollipop, pop
This will get you lekker gefok in die kop

"Kykie, now you owe me, move your little stokies
And take this little packie down the street to my homie"
"Yo, keep it low key"
"Okie Dokie!"
"Hier is ′n tien Rand, nou is jy nie broke nie'

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Go tik, tik, tik, tik, tik like me
If you don't know what the tik is going on like me
Tik, tik, tik I′m just a little laitie
I don′t like the drugs, but the drugs like me.
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Go tik, tik, tik, tik, tik like me
If you don't know what the tik is going on like me
Tik, tik, tik I′m just a little laitie
I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me.

Den den de-den den den, it′s fun to hang with the gangbang gang
You get paid you get fed, but my head is dead, de-dead dead dead
Sommer now when you ask me how I am; "No I'm fine!"
Tripping off my face, deurmekaar, tired all the time!
I wanna push rewind in my mind!

Please can I?
Please can I?
Please can I?
Please can I?

"Yes you can; rewind selector!"

Option B:
Hit the streets
This is gonna be fuckin′ ill
Maybe I'll get lucky
"So you like Kentucky?"
Huh? You smell like a Rastafarian
I don't speak to strangers, plus I′m a vegetarian
It′s all the same, maybe I'll get lucky
Hook up a little job at hierdie cafe
"(Maak nie saak nie")

Getting rooked a little room all by myself in the basement
′Til one day I found myself clapping in amazement
At this guy Max Normal, rapping on the pavement
Outside the cafe
("kykie, hy's vokken wys man")
Max Normal is a life saver
Looked me up and down and said
"I like your flavor"
I was a zero, I thought he was a weirdo
But now I tune him straight "Max you my fuckin′ hero"
He gave me a chance now pump up the bass

"Talking on the mic right in front of your face"

Cuz I said I could rap and since then I never looked back
Now I put my pen on my pad and I'm flipping stacks from my raps
And I′m up back in the track so fresh getting fresher
Diamonds are created from extreme pressure

"Bokkie, Jesus!"

Now they know it's me
When they see me on the TV rapping in the overseas

"Here man die kind is brilljant" "Ek kan dit nie glo nie"

Kykie, kykie, kykie nee ek droom nie.

You choose, you lose, or you win
Choose your own adventure option A or option B
Yes yes it's all up to you, so what′s it gonna be?
You′ve only got one life make sure you choose carefully
When you choose your own adventure option A or option B

In-qui-si-tive stu-dent of life
You choose, you lose, or you win.
"Don't be a vrotkop"
"Tik is kak!"