Natural Disaster Songtext
von Loudon Wainwright III

Here comes the thunder, here comes the rain
I sure hope the lightning don′t strike me again
Cyclones and typhoons, tornados too
Baby, they should name a hurricane after you

You shook me like an earthquake, there was no way out
You hit me like a flash-flood, you drained me like a drought
There I was, I was stranded in an inferno
It was a five-alarm fire in your volcano


Here comes the thunder, here comes the rain
I sure hope the lightning don't strike me again
Cyclones and typhoons, tornados too
Baby, they should name a hurricane after you

Tidal wave, total eclipse, there′s a panic on the beach
All the other planets are either dead or out of reach
And it feels like a famine and I feel so afraid
At first I thought it was fever but I found out it was a plague

Here comes the thunder, here comes the rain
I sure hope the lightning don't strike me again
Cyclones and typhoons, tornados too
Baby, they should name a hurricane after you