Home Team Crowd Songtext
von Loudon Wainwright III

Seven is a heaven.
Nine is the cloud.
Yes, it′s great to be one
Of the home team crowd.

When the Lakers beat the Knicks
In basketball,
I beat my head
Up against the wall.


When the Bruins beat the Rangers
For that Stanley Cup,
I got so drunk
I could not stand up.

When the Mets don't win,
I get upset.
I got a bullet hole
In my TV set.

Seven is a heaven.
You know and 9 is a cloud.
You know it′s great to be one
Of the home team crowd.