I'm Ready Songtext
von Long John Baldry

I′m ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Now I′m ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame
That shoot tombstone bullets, wearin' balls and chain
I′m drinkin′ TNT, I'm smokin′ dynamite
I hope some screwball start a fight
'Cause I′m ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you, I hope you′re ready for me


All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair
I know you feels like I ain't nowhere
But stop what your doin' baby come overhere
I′ll prove to you baby, that I ain′t no square
Because I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Now I′m ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

I been drinkin′ vodka like never before
I feel so good, I want you to know
One more drink, I wish you would
I takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good
′Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you, I hope you′re ready for me