MAD DUMB Songtext
von Little Stranger

Take a break and kick it back real slow
Life′s a burden if you got no flow
Fake the funk until you got no dough
Go break the bank and run it back once more
Yo I'm m.a.d. d.u.m.b
Feel′s like my brain is tryin' to break free
Locked my keys up in the c.a.r
I'm never ever ever gonna get too far

Drop the bottle at the champagne toast
I st-t-tutter when I brag and boast
Half the time I′m in my own damn way
I didn′t even get my mom a card on her b-day

I'm mad dumb
Ohhh
Mad dumb
Mad dumb


I′m mad dumb
Ohhh
Mad dumb
Mad dumb

So when it comes to words, yea, you know I'm a goon
My calculator′s only good for spelling boobs
I'm hella rude, baby a big buffoon
Now hand me a bassoon and I′ll use it as a spoon

So get the funk up outta my way
Heading down the highway
Rockin Kid Rock, rock bottom but it's my place
Chronic case of high-face
Find another mind state, cry babe
My girl wish that I could vibrate

I'm mad dumb
Ohhh
Mad dumb
Mad dumb

I′m mad dumb
Ohhh
Mad dumb
Mad dumb


Ooooh yea yea yea
Dumb like tweedle, unlike the Beatles
"They were geniuses," said some bright people
Somethin′ like one of them jump white people
An unsightly sequel of young Evil Knievel
Ignorance is bliss and quite peaceful
The hard drive in my mind seems full
'Cuz my memory is gone, both short term and long
And my brain′s like my Ikea shelf, it's put together wrong
I didn′t do the research
And I barely understand how the birds and the bees work
I'm not alone in this though
Hey, listener ask yourself this
Could you sew your own tee shirt? (hell no)
We stand on the shoulders of giants
So dummies like us can have phones and appliances
That′s why my microphone is wireless
Yet I can't think of nothin' that rhymes with this
(That kinda works)

I′m mad dumb
Ohhh
Mad dumb
Mad dumb

I′m mad dumb
Ohhh
Mad dumb
Mad dumb