Dingle Berries Songtext
von Kevin Bloody Wilson

Driving into town
Fucking truck broke down
Two day walk
In boots and shorts
No other option now
Down the track just a little bit
I stopped to have a shit
No leaves or bark to wipe me arse
Fucking hell sweet Jesus

Cause I′ve got Dingle berry dingle berries
Dangling from my arse
Tiny bits of shit
Stuck to the hairs
Around me anus
Jingling like Christmas
Bells driving me insane
Dingle berry dingle berries
Jingle and all the way


Check me water flask
Got a try to make it last
Just tiny sips to wet my lips
Can't waste it on me arse
Then income a cloud of flies
In my mouth me Nose me eyes
But when those bastards
Sniffed me arse
There all fucked off and died

Cause I′ve got Dingle berry dingle berries
Dangling from my arse
Tiny bits of shit
Stuck to the hairs
Around me anus
Jingling like Christmas
Bells driving me insane
Dingle berry dingle berries
Jingle and all the way

Itching chafing sore
Can hardly fucking walk
Waddling like a fucking duck
Fucking arse red raw
Along a straight and well worn track
I should have brought a map
Useless fucking GPS
Can't wipe me arse on that


Cause I've got Dingle berry dingle berries
Dangling from my arse
Tiny bits of shit
Stuck to the hairs
Around me anus
Jingling like Christmas
Bells driving me insane
Dingle berry dingle berries
Jingle and all the way

After two days and two nights
At last them Christmas lights
Town kids all come running
Out must′ve heard me rectal chimes
But They chucked rocks
When they all saw
That I wasn′t Santa Claus
Just you wait until Christmas day
You little cunts will get fuck all
Except for

Dingle dingle berry dingle berries
Dangling from my arse
Tiny bits of shit
Stuck to the hairs
Around me anus
Jingling like Christmas
Bells driving me insane
Dingle berry dingle berries
Jingle and all the way

Finally crawled into the pub
Someone call the fire truck
Got smoke and sparks
Coming out me arse
And spotfires On me nuts
But before the fire truck come
And before the doused me bum
I Klanged me knackers
And rattled them dangs
And the whole pub
Sang along we all sang

Dingle dingle berry dingle berries
Dangling from my arse
Tiny bits of shit
Stuck to the hairs
Around me anus
Jingling like Christmas
Bells driving me insane
Dingle berry dingle berries
Jingle and all the way
Dingle berry dingle berries
Jingle and all the way