The Best Christmas Song Songtext
von Jon Lajoie

This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
If you don't believe me, well, you should believe me
Cuz this is the best Christmas song so listen to it now!
Christmas is my favorite Christmas time of the year
Bells are jiggling and the angels are making Jesus
It's a silent night except for my neighbor's washing machine
It's really loud, that's why I'm wearing my second-favorite earmuffs
Santa Claus is coming so you'd better be naughty or nice
He has a beard so you can't even see his neck
He flies around with horses that have branches on their ears
Cuz there are no earmuffs in the North Pole, there are only trees
He brings presents to the kids but he doesn't wear mittens
Probably because they make his hands very itchy
Leave Santa milk and cookies so he can have a snack
It'll be easy for him to pick them up cuz he won't have mittens on his hands
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
But this is the best Christmas song so keep listening to it now!
Santa comes in from the chimney so don't block it with a mattress


And if you don't have a chimney, make one out of a mattress
Santa, what is the present you're gonna put in my tree this year?
I hope it's not the shoes that I already have
I already have those shoes so that's not a very good present
A better present would be to make my family still alive
Or a bicycle, that would be good too
Also can you move your beard, I wanna see what your neck looks like
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
Mittens aren't even a super-important thing
But this is the best Christmas song so keep listening to it now!
Everybody do the Christmas arms
Christmas Christmas Christmas arms!
Christmas Christmas Christmas arms!
Everybody do the Christmas face
Christmas Christmas Christmas face!
Christmas Christmas Christmas face!
Everybody do the Christmas talking
Rublahblublahblublah talking!
Rublahblublahblublah talking!
Everybody don't put mittens on
No mittens, no mittens, no mittens, no!
Hahahaha, I tricked you into not putting mittens on
Now your hands are cold, that was my Christmas trick
Another trick I like to do is I give people chocolate
And I say happy Easter and they say what it's not even Easter!
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
This is the best Christmas song that ever existed
Maybe Santa's neck is a different color or something
But this is the best Christmas song and now it's finished!