I Kill People Songtext
von Jon Lajoie

Did you miss me?
Aww yeah
What? What?
MC Vagina′s right back in this bitch
2009 is the year that I recorded this song
Still not loving police
Still got love for the vaginal crease
Player haters beware, because

Guns don't kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)
Guns don′t kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)


Hey punk-ass gangsters, what you lookin' at?
You think you can front with me?
You better watch your back
Because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good
I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood
I′m invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible
I′m invisible like, well I'm not really invisible
I′m bad, like the movie Attack of the Clones
I'm dangerous (dangerous)
Like a fire in a nursing home
Old people burning, old people burning (Put your hands up)
Old people burning, old people burning (That′s kind of messed up)

What? What?
You got a problem with this?
Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist
Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff
So if you come at me I'll trip you then I′ll suck your nuts
I-I mean I'll punch your nuts
Sucking them would be gay
And I'm totally not gay
I′m all about V-A-G-I-N-A (What!)

Guns don′t kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)
Guns don't kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)


If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load
All over his chest and face and down his throat
′Cause I don't give a fuck
I′m crazy, like Mel Gibson
No wait, that just makes me sound racist
Listen!

I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money
You can't afford expensive things
′Cause you don't have a lot of money
Ha ha, you want these things but you cannot afford them
That means that you're not cool, ′cause you′re just a poor person
Stupid poor people, stupid poor people
(I have more money than you)
Stupid poor people, stupid poor people
(You can't even afford food!)

When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me
And they always have orgasms ′cause my penis is so big
25 inches long and 12 inches thick
I'm the Anthony Hopkins of cock
The Albert Einstein of dick
I′m The Beatles of cumshots
The Mozart of huge balls
The Anne Frank of erections
Know what, that's inappropriate

Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight
Like an extra large condom on my penis, that′s right
My lyrics are like the movie the Shawshank Redemption
They're really good

Guns don't kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)
Guns don′t kill people
Uh-Uh
I kill people
With guns (pow)

I′ve killed so many people that I don't even remember how many people I′ve killed
But it's probably around seven
Thousand
2005 plus 4 pennies
Representin′ the North Side
C to the anada, bitch

Oh yeah, women are actually good for four things
Cooking
Cleaning
Vaginas
And their sister's vaginas