Cool Jerk Songtext
von Human Sexual Response

Cool jerk
Cool jerk
Cool jerk
Cool jerk

We know a cat who can really do the cool jerk
We know a cat who can really do the cool jerk
Well, this cat they′re talkin' about
I wonder who it could be
′Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat
The heaviest cat you ever did see

When they see me walkin' down the street (Hey, hey, hey)
When the fellas want to speak (Hey, hey, hey)
On their faces, they wear a silly smirk
′Cause they know I′m the king of a cool jerk
(Whoo)


Cool jerk
Cool jerk
Cool jerk, uh-huh-huh
(Cool jerk, uh-huh-huh) Oh
(Cool jerk, uh-huh-huh)
I saw you lookin' at me like I′m some kind of fool
(Cool jerk, uh-huh-huh)
Deep down inside, you know I'm cool
(Cool jerk, uh-huh-huh)
(Cool jerk, uh-huh-huh) I said now
Right now, the moment of truth has finally come
(Cool jerk, uh-huh-huh)
When I have to show you all some of my
(Cool jerk, uh-huh-huh)
Some of my cool jerk
If I could just have the drum all by himself there
(Heaven) Heaven, don′t waste bass
(Yeah)
Ooh, you're cookin′ (You're cookin')
Yeah, you′re smokin′
Ha-ha, oh
Come on, everybody, get down

Can you do it? Can you do it?
Can you do it? Can you do it?
Can you do it? Can you do it?
Can you do it? Can you do the cool jerk?
Come on, people
(Cool jerk) Hey, hey

When they see me walkin' down the street (Hey, hey, hey)
They think twice and then they speak (Hey, hey, hey)
On their faces, they don′t wear the smirk
'Cause they know I′m the king of a cool jerk
(Whoo)

Cool jerk
Cool jerk, come on, people
(Cool jerk) Can you do it?
(Cool jerk) Everybody

Can you do it? Can you do it?
Can you do it? Can you do it?
Can you do it? Can you do it?
Can you do it? Can you do the cool jerk?


Come on, people
(Cool jerk) I said hey, hey
(Cool jerk) Everybody
(Cool jerk) Let's go all the way

Can you do it? Can you do it?
Can you do it? Can you do it?
Can you do it? Can you do it?
Can you do it? Can you do the cool jerk?