Apathy for the Devil Songtext
von Hi My Name Is Ryan

My partner in crime
He′s Drunk, I'm Horny
"We′re Drunk & Horny!"
We just put out a new album
And you know some people think it's really "off the chain"
We feel pretty indifferent towards it
But ummm... we're not really a band right now
Who knows what the future holds?
But uhhh... I′m trying to sell them
So I′m gonna sing some songs from this album

There's a guy in the refrigerator who turns off the light
When you close the door
And there′s a place up in the sky
Where those plastic things on the end of your shoelaces
Go when they die
Yeah, these things I believe
The earth is flat, it's a government conspiracy
Oh yeah, believe me you
It′s true


Apathy
I don't care
Internet consultant, blow it out your hair
Satan calls
I′m not home
Leave a message at the sound of the tone

Please Mr. Mailman
Don't shoot
I got a kid and 3 wives at home
I scream, you scream, we all scream
As the cops tie me to, the roof rack
Maybe I'm just paranoid, but I think about this all the time
Because a friend, of a friend, of a friend, of a friend
Of the devil might as well be a friend of mine

Apathy
I don′t care
Internet consultant, blow it out your hair
Satan calls
I′m not home
Leave a message at the sound of the tone

Now this is Satan leaving me a voicemail
"Uhhh hey this is Satan
I've called you at least 3 times today
Are you fucking ghosting me right now?
Pick up your fucking phone, answer your texts mother fucker!"


So tell me what you want, want you really really want to know
And I′ll tell you what I think
You can't talk about it
You can′t punk rock about it
So just shut up, yes please shut up

Apathy
I don't care
Internet consultant, blow it out your hair
Satan calls
I′m not home
Leave a message at the sound of the tone

There's a guy in the refrigerator who turns off the light
When you close the door
I don't know what he′s for