The Ballad of March 9th Songtext
von Herald's Goose

A wise man once said that time is money and money is net
Then promptly tripped over one marking territory for rackets

All it took was two Doritos

We shall contemplate that we′re all gonna die one day
Just like that bird who looks like popcorn where it lay

And all it took was two Doritos


Boom pow crash bang boom pow crash say it louder
Whap whap whap whap whap whap whap say it louder
Kawhump kahwump kawhump kawhump
Kawhump kawhump kawhump one more time
Boom crash boom crash kawhump
Whap whap boom crash chorus

And all it took was two Doritos
Two regular ass Doritos