Universal Motorcycle Songtext
von Henry Knollenberg

What is your favorite number?
Mine is six hundred sixty-nine
You should keep that in mind
Nothing is real and nothing means anything Well would you look at me
I sound like that pretentious prick from
Your community college philosophy class


If I gave you one shot one opportunity
To own a jet black motorcycle
And to obtain a cool haircut
Would you take it or would you let it slip?

Do you understand why you are here right now?
Have you realized your full potential?

Complete