The Racecar Driver Songtext
von Henry Knollenberg

Two locals, both male, come across the female goose
Traumatized by the recent turn of events
Out of each of their own sexual desires
They decide to take her and, masking their generosity as common courtesy
The female goose accepts their offer
Bringing along her only possessions
The rock and the chessboard
They decide to leave the male goose to rot


Now we′ve got three barking dogs
And you have the power to make two of them stop barking
Do you do so, or do you let all three continue?

Thank you
Now picture yourself riding a bicycle down a very large hill
Your speed increases rapidly as you continue
Down this seemingly never-ending hill
Suddenly you are not even riding the bicycle anymore
You are sitting in the corner at a party where
You are expected to acknowledge each and every one of the attendees
Possibly even in a sexual manner
What is your plan of action?