Who Put the Benzedrine in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine Songtext
von Harry “The Hipster” Gibson
Who Put the Benzedrine in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine Songtext
Mrs. Murphy couldn′t sleep
Her nerves were slightly off the beat
Until she solved her problem
With a can of Ovaltine
She drank a cupful most every night
And oooo how she would dream
Until something rough got in the stuff
And made her neighbors scream. OW!
Who put the Benzedrine, in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine?
Sure was a shame, don′t know who's to blame
Cause the old lady didn't even get his name
Where did she get that stuff?
Now she just can′t get enough
It might have been the man who wasn′t there
Now Jack, that guy's a square
She never ever wants to go to sleep
She says that everything is solid all reet
Now Mr. Murphy don′t know what it's all about
Cause she went and threw the old man out. Clout!
Who put the Benzedrine, in Mrs. Murphy′s Ovaltine?
Now she wants to swing, the Highland Fling
She says that Benzedrine's the thing that makes her spring.
Ah, spring it now Gibson.
This is the second you know
The name of this is called, "Who put the Nembutals in Mr. Murphy′s overalls?
I don't know
She bought a can of Ovaltine, most every week or so
And she always kept an extra can on hand
Just in case that she'd run low
She never, never been so happy, since she left old Ireland
′Till someone prowled her pantry, and tampered with her can. Wham!
Who put the Benzedrine, in Mrs. Murphy′s Ovaltine?
Sure was a shame, don't know who′s to blame
Cause the old lady didn't even get his name
Where did she get that stuff
Now she just can′t get enough
It might have been the man who wasn't there
Now Jack, that guy′s a square
She stays up nights making all the rounds
They say she lost about 69 pounds
Now Mr. Murphy claims she's getting awful thin
And all she says is, "Give me some skin." Mop!
Who put the Benzedrine, in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine?
Now she wants to swing the Highland Fling
She says that Benzedrine′s the thing that makes her spring
Ah, spring it now, Gibby.
Her nerves were slightly off the beat
Until she solved her problem
With a can of Ovaltine
She drank a cupful most every night
And oooo how she would dream
Until something rough got in the stuff
And made her neighbors scream. OW!
Who put the Benzedrine, in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine?
Sure was a shame, don′t know who's to blame
Cause the old lady didn't even get his name
Where did she get that stuff?
Now she just can′t get enough
It might have been the man who wasn′t there
Now Jack, that guy's a square
She never ever wants to go to sleep
She says that everything is solid all reet
Now Mr. Murphy don′t know what it's all about
Cause she went and threw the old man out. Clout!
Who put the Benzedrine, in Mrs. Murphy′s Ovaltine?
Now she wants to swing, the Highland Fling
She says that Benzedrine's the thing that makes her spring.
Ah, spring it now Gibson.
This is the second you know
The name of this is called, "Who put the Nembutals in Mr. Murphy′s overalls?
I don't know
She bought a can of Ovaltine, most every week or so
And she always kept an extra can on hand
Just in case that she'd run low
She never, never been so happy, since she left old Ireland
′Till someone prowled her pantry, and tampered with her can. Wham!
Who put the Benzedrine, in Mrs. Murphy′s Ovaltine?
Sure was a shame, don't know who′s to blame
Cause the old lady didn't even get his name
Where did she get that stuff
Now she just can′t get enough
It might have been the man who wasn't there
Now Jack, that guy′s a square
She stays up nights making all the rounds
They say she lost about 69 pounds
Now Mr. Murphy claims she's getting awful thin
And all she says is, "Give me some skin." Mop!
Who put the Benzedrine, in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine?
Now she wants to swing the Highland Fling
She says that Benzedrine′s the thing that makes her spring
Ah, spring it now, Gibby.
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