Smurf Rock Songtext
von Gigolo Tony

Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had some bass and this is how it goes

La la la-la la la
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I said yo party people all over the world
Homeboys, fly guys and pretty girls
Let me take time introduce myself
Cause I′m the man who cuts a rhyme like no one else
See I rock the house so viciously
You might think I'm from another galaxy
But for those of you who do not know
It′s the Gigolo that's rockin' this show
You see I do fresh shows around the world
And chill in hotels with pretty girls
Walk on red carpets under my feet


And lay my body down in executive suit
Chauffeured around everywhere that I go
And I′m always stretched out in a stretched limo
Because I′m cold as ice and oh so smooth
Wear leather in the summer and still be cool
You see my rhymes are so def that you can't resist
So if you need to bite something, bite this

My momma your momma hanging out clothes
My momma socked your momma in the nose
Did it hurt? (nooo!)
Dit it hurt? (nooo!)
Chic-a chic-a nobe nobe nobe nobe
All the children went to heaven
Won′t be back 'til ten after eleven
Are you ready? (yes!)
Are you ready? (yes!)

Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had some scratch and this is how it goes

I gotta girl in the cotton field
She won′t, but her sister will (mm-hmm) (mm-hmm)

And I gotta girl in Alabama
I hit her in the head with a rotten banana (mm-hmm) (mm-hmm)

Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had some scratch and this is how it goes


So c'mon everybody and get to this
It′s a brand new groove and it can't be missed
Say you sucker MCs this rhyme for you
Cause it's funky fresh and also brand new
See I never met a face that I didn′t like
And I never MC who dared tried to bite, my rhymes
Cause they′re one of a kind
Sit back and relax like Miller time
Like a bowl of Campbell's soup, I′m mmm-mmm good
Just ask all the ladies in my neighborhood
See I'm, quite handsome and oh so fine
And if you can′t see that, you must be blind
? Not amateurs, that's in need
Because I won′t stop sucking until I do succeed
I'm in this game for fortune and fame
And I won't stop rockin′ until I reign

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Hey-hey-hey!
It′s Fat Rome
(And he's gonna beatbox for you!)
(And you might learn a thing or two)
(Come join the party, with? and our gang)
(Listen to the rhyme and watch them do their thing)
(Nah nah nah and have a good time!)
(Nah nah nah and have a good time!)

Y′all come back now ya hear?