Won Ton On Songtext
von Frank Zappa

Whiff it, Boy!
Whiff it good, now!
Mammies, step forward ′n try t'git on down wit dem broadway zombies!
Dis de closin′ numbuh, now!
Moses!
Git yo' brown ass ovuh heah!
Leave de Co-log-nuh alone fo' a minnit
Whyn′tcha go on ′n cornhole ya' some evil prince!
I b′lieve he done evolved to de point where he kin hannle it now!


See dat?
Uh-huh! Look like he severely enjoyin' it awready!
Sound like he enjoyin′ it, too!
Wuh-Oh! I smells trubba!
Look like he got de eeyah-noosht!
Ain't no two ways about it

′Fo y'all departs
I jes' wish to say in conclusium
As matters o′ dis gravity gen′rally require some type o' philosomical post-scription
Dat what y′all have witnessed heah tonight were a true-story
Only de names o' de potatoes have been changed to protect de innocent
Galoot co-log-nuh! Don′t buy it peoples!

Dis have been a public service ernouncemint
Wave good-night to de white folks, 'dewlla!

Symbolism, Harry

This is symbolism!
Really deep, intense, thought-provoking Broadway symbolism
Really Modern, Harry

Take your hand off that chain, honey!

Fuck that briefcases...


...not the briefcases...