“What’s the Deal, Dick?” Songtext
von Frank Zappa

What′s the deal, Dick?
What's the deal? Well, as a matter of fact, even last night they o vulgarity
Really? No loyalty oath tonight? Is that the deal?
Well, the thing is they all picture it as an insult upon them
Who?
The promoters. They think it′s like an insult upon everybody
They're the ones that wrote it in the contract!
I know it. I'm just telling what happened, man Hey, I got two good loyalty oaths on tape
I don′t think, uh
Listen! Wanna get an idea how tense it is in Jacksonville?
Yeah
We don′t even get to do the loyalty oath here
Wow
What?!


They got, they got tense so I signed out the loyalty oath
Oh, no
Mainly what it was is because— 'cause when you say, "We won′t say penis
They got worried
And the cat, the cat that run that truck standing behind the stage, he heard that
If you don't say "penis" in there it probably will be alright
Can say anything
′Cause "penis" is lewd
Look, let's do our
We′ll do our loyalty oath in here before we go out
It won't be the same
I got two great ones on tape, so we don't need to do it tonight