“Welcome to El Monte Legion Stadium!” Songtext
von Frank Zappa

...everybody is here for it tonight
That′s the man
I wanna give you a little run-down
I really don't have to go into this
But I′m pretty sure everybody is hip enough to understand what's going down behind that curtain when we raise 'em up and bring them apart
He records for Warner Bros., he′s probably, and his people, probably the most creative of people currently in the fields of music
Rock music, or progressive rock, whatever you wanna call it
Let′s hear for The Mothers Of Invention

Hello

Hello
Art Laboe
Welcome to El Monte Legion Stadium


Okay, boys and girls
Listen, uh, the last time we played here, in this attractive dungeon
Was about five years ago, for a thing called The Moon Fire Happening
Does anybody remember that event?
Ew, history, yes it was
It ate it
Alright
Now
We're going to begin, and we′re gonna hope that everything goes alright
'Cause Lord knows we wanna do a swell job for you tonight

Ew, you little fairy
No, no, no, I didn′t mean that, I don't wanna get too carried away
We′re in a good mood tonight, there's lots of wonderful things happening backstage, somebody gave us a green cake
And you know what that means

Okay, the first song is an old song called "Call Any Vegetable"

Ready?
One, two, three, four