Sofa / Stick It Out Songtext
von Frank Zappa

Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn
(Du miserabler hurensohn)
Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn

(Streck ihn aus) Streck aus deinen heissen gelockten
(Streck ihn aus) Streck aus deinen heissen gelockten
(Streck ihn aus) Streck aus deinen heissen gelockten schwanz
Ai-ai-ah

Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus (magisches schwein)
Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus (magisches schwein)

Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt, spritzt
Feuer
Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt, spritzt
Feuer

Aber beklecker nicht das sofa, sofa
Aber beklecker nicht das sofa, sofa
Aber beklecker nicht das sofa, sofa
Aber beklecker nicht das sofa, sofa


Pick me, I′m clean
I am also programmed for conversational English

(May I have this dance?)
I've got a better idea

Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch
(You ugly son of a bitch)
Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch

(Stick it out) Stick out yer hot curly weenie
(Stick it out) Stick out yer hot curly weenie
(Stick it out) Stick out yer hot curly weenie
Weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie

Make it go fast (in and out)
In and out (magical pig)
Make it go fast (in and out)
In and out (magical pig)

′Til it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirts
Fire
'Til it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirts
Fire


Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don′t get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don′t get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa

What′s a girl like you doing in a place like this?
Do you come here often?
Wait a minute, I've got it
You′re an italian
What? you're jewish?
Love your nails
You must be a libra
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?

Yay
See the chrome (yay)
Feel the chrome (yay)
Touch my chrome (yay)
Heal my chrome (yay)
See the screaming, hot black steaming (yay)
Iridescent naugahyde python screaming (yay)
Steam roller (yay)

This is the central scrutinizer
Joe and his date are going back to the appartment